Wednesday, April 28, 2010

The Stuff Pretentious People Like Hipster Edition: Bacon

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This post was originally going to be longer and about the ironic love that dare not speak its name: hipsters' ironic love of anything t...
Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Pretentious People Prefer Not to Be Associated with America

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This is likely going to be a very short rant about a subject that is very important to pretentious people: nationality. Pretentious people ...
Monday, April 5, 2010

Part II: Bad Mood Bears -- A Case for Aquaman!

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Yesterday and today are days for bad moods; everyone seems to be fairly stressed about things. Actually, I was in quite the stressy rage yes...

Part I: Aquaman Stinks (An Introduction to a Future Thought)

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I wanted to write a very snarky blog about Aquaman, but I just don't have the time. I was recently in an "argument" with someo...

Pretentious People Should Like Aquaman

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While browsing through some old things I'd written in what I thought was my non-Pompous-Pilate voice, I realized I had written more than...
Monday, February 15, 2010

Pretentious People Enjoy Baffling You with Their Facial Hair

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An evening out at a crowded hipster joint on Saturday night convinced me of one thing that will make for a pretty short blog post: pretenti...
Monday, January 11, 2010

5 Conversation Topics Pretentious People Will Be "All Up Ons"

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Whether you’re going out for some PBR/Old Kentucky Gentleman whiskey shot drink specials after work … or some cosmos, you can bet you’re goi...