Monday, February 15, 2010

Pretentious People Enjoy Baffling You with Their Facial Hair

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An evening out at a crowded hipster joint on Saturday night convinced me of one thing that will make for a pretty short blog post: pretenti...
Monday, January 11, 2010

5 Conversation Topics Pretentious People Will Be "All Up Ons"

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Whether you’re going out for some PBR/Old Kentucky Gentleman whiskey shot drink specials after work … or some cosmos, you can bet you’re goi...
Monday, July 13, 2009

Pretentious People Really Like Overly-Descriptive Status Messages on Social Networking Sites

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DISCLAIMER: Let’s pretend for a moment that we don’t all know that Twitter is solely a Tequila-soaked frat house for status messages. We ...
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Monday, July 6, 2009

Stuff Pretentious People Like: Being Busy

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If there’s one thing pretentious people just love, it’s being monumentally busy. The world is a fast-paced place, after all, and pretentiou...
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Monday, July 28, 2008

Stuff Pretentious People Like -- Long Absences

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Hello Dear Readers, More Stuff Pretentious People Like is Coming Soon ... I was on hiatus, studying up on the latest fads so that I could br...
Monday, April 28, 2008

Stuff Pretentious People Like: Heated Discussions about Non-Controversial Subjects

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Pretentious people have the best time when they are talking about stuff. Not only do they love the sounds of their own voices (individually...
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Friday, April 25, 2008

Stuff Pretentious People Like: Strange Afflictions

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When a pretentious individual just can't get enough attention, sometimes the only way to do it is to claim some form of "constituti...